i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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