it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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