Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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