For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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