I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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