PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
