; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize