Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
and she was petting her beer can
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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