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say what?
wanna hang out?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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