Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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