it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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