But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I supernannyed him into submission
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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