with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't deserve a penis
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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