im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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