ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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