I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just found puke in my bra..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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