I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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