I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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