no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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