You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Jerry, you need to find god
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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