you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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