Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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