He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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