I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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