So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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