When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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