so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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