I think I am morally bankrupt
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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