My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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