We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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