Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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