where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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