Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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