My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
sex in a hospital.. check
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Floor bacon is actually really good
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