love makes seman taste better
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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