Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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