she looked like the before picture.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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