I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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