I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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