It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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