Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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