he shaved USA in his pubs
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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