the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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