Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize