No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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