Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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