You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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