Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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