I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So. Much. Porn.
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