So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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