your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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