K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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