I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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